4.16.2009

"The More You See, The Darker It Gets"

The title is, in fact, my dear friends, the catch-phrase for the sequel to Donnie Darko. "S. Darko" Yes, I am aware that anyone who didn't know this and has previously seen D.D. quite possibly peed themselves just a moment ago.
The sequel is based on the story of D.'s little sis, Samantha (Daveigh Chase)who runs away to Hollywood before having visions of an apocalypse. Awesome. The main reason for the hype among non-Donnie fans, however, is the appearance of multiple famous actors.
These would include Jackson Rathbone (Twilight), Ed Westwick (Gossip Girl) and James Lafferty (One Tree Hill).

I, for one, applaud Chris Fisher for attempting the sequel to the already quite fantastic original. The trailer bodes awesomeness, so I will be attending the opening night of the showing. No matter what my plans are.

Downside- Frank's costume gets worse with age.

Other movies to come - Terminator, Salvation (Thankfully, Arnold has retired from his monotonous-acting days, but you might be rewarded with a brief appearance. Maybe.) Christian Bale (Charlie Bartlett) plays the grown-up John Connor.


DISCREPANCY! Christian Bale is actually Anton Yelchin. Don't ask me how I managed to confuse the two.
Also, with Christian Bale(good lord.) the NEW AND IMPROVED STAR TREK.
I will be hosting a costume party in honor of this event. Date not yet set. :D

4.07.2009

You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?


Well, the best place to begin would be to set down my portable campfire (as seen in Spy Kids 2). After that, I would look around for some sticks. Realizing that I was in the middle of a gravel desert, I would smash the marshmallows onto my fingers and toast them on the portable campfire. Then I would whip the graham-crackers out of my clown shoe and eat them atop of the dragon.